Belly Button
Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise
Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny
Mr. Lunt: Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surprise
Boyz: And he can't tell you no lie
Mr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Mr. Lunt: Baby please don't squeal, just tell me how you feel
Boyz: 'Cause his love is for real
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal
Boyz: So to you he appeals
Mr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He needs to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a bellybutton
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a bellybutton
Boyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm
It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm
You're technically a fruit and with that much being said;
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know
It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO
Boyz: Bellybutton!
Khalil: Uh, uh
Boyz: Bellybutton
Khalil: Uh, uh
Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midriff's decor
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!
Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny
Mr. Lunt: Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surprise
Boyz: And he can't tell you no lie
Mr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Mr. Lunt: Baby please don't squeal, just tell me how you feel
Boyz: 'Cause his love is for real
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal
Boyz: So to you he appeals
Mr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He needs to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a bellybutton
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a bellybutton
Boyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm
It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm
You're technically a fruit and with that much being said;
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know
It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO
Boyz: Bellybutton!
Khalil: Uh, uh
Boyz: Bellybutton
Khalil: Uh, uh
Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midriff's decor
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!
Pizza Angel
Larry: Got the munchies on that fateful night, round eight 'o clock. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza.
I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily!
Did it get lost?
Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
Peas: (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I was concerned for my delivery
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped
When I heard the door!
I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.
Pizza Guy: The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.
Larry: Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: I will miss you for eternity!
I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.
I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily!
Did it get lost?
Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
Peas: (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I was concerned for my delivery
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped
When I heard the door!
I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness...but the box was empty.
Pizza Guy: The house number was broken, so I couldn't find you. I was getting kind of hungry so I...ate your pizza. Sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything.
Larry: Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!
Pizza Angel, please come to me
Peas: (Come to me!)
Larry: Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees
Peas: (On my knees!)
Larry: I will miss you for eternity!
I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.
Monkey
Narrator: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Today Larry and Bob were on a photo safari, hot on the trail of a monkey...or an ape. We don’t know which, hence the song.
Larry: If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Bob: Let’s see if we can catch it on the tape!
Larry: You can very plainly see if it’s a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: Look, there it goes, there it goes,
I don’t know, I can’t tell if it’s a monkey or an ape!
Larry: It’s very simple, Bob...If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: Larry, I’m not so sure...
Larry: Boogawooga, isn’t that a monkey?
Bob: Boogawooga, maybe it’s an ape!
Larry: If it’s a nickel or a salad or a pillow
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: If it doesn’t have a tail?
Larry: It’s not a monkey!
Bob: Are you sure that’s what you really mean to say?
A camera has no tail!
Larry: It’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey,
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob: It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...
Larry: Shh! (they duck down) Look, there it goes!
In the trees, follow me!
It’s gotta be a monkey or an ape!
I can’t believe it’s true
All this time, I’ve searched for you
Snap the picture,
Take the shot!
We’re among the lucky few!
We finally did it, Photographer!
We’ve discovered what we’re after!
Let me look!
Is it an ape?
Bob: Larry... this is a disaster. (they are standing next to a cow)
Larry: It’s a monkey!
Bob: Ahem, Larry...that’s a cow. Not a...
Larry: That was exhilarating! Let’s find more!
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bob say...
Bob: Larry, you don’t have a tail.
Larry: I don’t?
Bob: Nope, and neither do I!
Larry: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Bob.
Bob: What do you mean?
Larry: Oh, nothin’... (Bob starts to walk off...he has a tail)
Larry: If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Bob: Let’s see if we can catch it on the tape!
Larry: You can very plainly see if it’s a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: Look, there it goes, there it goes,
I don’t know, I can’t tell if it’s a monkey or an ape!
Larry: It’s very simple, Bob...If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: Larry, I’m not so sure...
Larry: Boogawooga, isn’t that a monkey?
Bob: Boogawooga, maybe it’s an ape!
Larry: If it’s a nickel or a salad or a pillow
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: If it doesn’t have a tail?
Larry: It’s not a monkey!
Bob: Are you sure that’s what you really mean to say?
A camera has no tail!
Larry: It’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey,
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob: It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...
Larry: Shh! (they duck down) Look, there it goes!
In the trees, follow me!
It’s gotta be a monkey or an ape!
I can’t believe it’s true
All this time, I’ve searched for you
Snap the picture,
Take the shot!
We’re among the lucky few!
We finally did it, Photographer!
We’ve discovered what we’re after!
Let me look!
Is it an ape?
Bob: Larry... this is a disaster. (they are standing next to a cow)
Larry: It’s a monkey!
Bob: Ahem, Larry...that’s a cow. Not a...
Larry: That was exhilarating! Let’s find more!
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bob say...
Bob: Larry, you don’t have a tail.
Larry: I don’t?
Bob: Nope, and neither do I!
Larry: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Bob.
Bob: What do you mean?
Larry: Oh, nothin’... (Bob starts to walk off...he has a tail)